It’s funny because “I am retired” in Greek is “Είμαι συνταξιούχος,” which is two words.
i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once
So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.
actually 2 billion of those punches were for you
my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80”
My name is Katniss Everdeen. I am seventeen years old. My home is District 12. I was in the Hunger Games. I escaped. The Capitol hates me.
When my mom tells me I can’t get my favourite snack at the grocery store lol
“I can’t ever get SHIT!”
things to do instead of fight with each other on Instagram all day long (except don’t really jump off a cliff… jk about that 1